Funniest Joke - Can You Actually Get Married In Heaven? The Results Will Shock You

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Funny Joke - Can You Actually Get Married In Heaven? The Results Will Shock You

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On their way to get married, a young, deeply religious couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
Let me go find out.’" St. Peter left, and the couple sat and waited, and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting.
While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering: what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "Oh, come on!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?"

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